然后搓完了，张宪华脸上的土是没有了，但是吧，脸也是直接被徐一哲给搓红了。www.yilinwenxue.com

    别说，徐一哲的这一顿操作不仅符合他一向的直男操作，也让网友们忍不住给他点赞。

    连两位女嘉宾也是一边忍不住被他逗笑，另一边又在心里感谢他的解围。

    “就冲你这操作，我以后就直接管你叫哥了！这个张宪华，我老早就看他不爽了！（+狗头表情包）”

    “作为一个女生，我是真的理解刚才白鹭和露丝面对张宪华的尴尬啊！不擦吧这是在直播呢，怕让网友说，这擦吧，自己肯定是心里不舒服的！这波我站徐一哲！”

    “这张宪华，看着憨憨傻傻的，怎么做起事来这么惹人嫌，以前还不觉得，现在有点了！”

    “无语，你和人家关系很好吗？还眼巴巴凑过去让人家给你擦脸？脸真大？”

    “不，我单纯你觉得他是左脸皮撕下来贴在了右脸皮上！”

    “？？没看懂，啥意思啊？”

    “一半不要脸一半厚脸皮呗！”

    “优秀啊！哥们！”

    “六！”

    ...

    朱鑫看着已经栽了一半的金缕梅，有些头疼。

    当然，不是说这些盆栽移栽到了院子里会有什么毛病，只是他单纯的就是有十分严重的强迫症，认定了一个方案就不会轻易改变。

    而让他眼看着明明有更好的选择而不用，那种感受就无异于万虫噬心，心痒难受。

    可是，他这会也不能开口让大家再把辛辛苦苦栽了半个下午的盆栽给挖出来吧？

    朱鑫想到这里，就忍不住狠狠叹了口气！

    徐一哲注意到了朱鑫的脸色不对，便试探着开口道：“朱鑫老师，你说院子里的那些小树苗是什么来着？”

    “啊！”朱鑫愣了一下，然后回答道：“哦，那些是梅花！”

    本来的想法是把一部分梅花栽在后院里的，没想到自己偏偏把它忘了。

    “要把那些种到这里来不？”徐一哲又问。

    犹豫了半响，朱鑫开口道：“算了吧，这金缕梅都种了一大半了，到时候冬天一到，院子里又开梅花又开金盏梅，粉的黄的红的，怪不好看的！”

    没想到徐一哲直接揽过了活，开口道：“这样吧！这里的事我来，我保证把这些盆栽都移出来重新种上小树苗。

    朱老师，你们去村后山吧！也不对，我觉得村里以桃花出名的话，不然山上继续种桃花？或者种另外一山的梅花也行，但是不能是这样的小树苗了，得花些钱移一些成年得梅花。

    那不然，老师你们把这些盆栽栽到去村路边啥的吧！”

    徐一哲巴拉巴拉说完这些，看着朱鑫，却没想朱鑫两眼发亮的看着自己。

    徐一哲：“......”

    啥情况，我这也没说错话吧！

    就在徐一哲二丈摸不着头脑的时候，朱鑫拍了拍徐一哲的肩膀，爽朗一笑：“我觉得你的想法是正确的，我本来还想着这些盆栽到时候如果实在没地方放，就开辟出一个后花园呢！

    但是，你说把他们种在村路边，这让我想到了城市的绿化带，我果然还是少了些符合实际的生活经验！

    这具体的方案我就先想想！我先去村子逛一圈！”

    再然后，朱鑫老师就喊走了露丝和白鹭。

    至于张宪华，他也想溜之大吉来着，没想到直接被徐一哲轻松扯住了后衣领，根本动弹不得。

    “张兄，来吧！一起干活吧！”

    张宪华一边挣扎一边不解，问道：“为啥，你不是说这些你一个人来吗？”

    见此，徐一哲脸色一变：“我是不是你哥！”

    张宪华下意识点头：“对啊！哥！”

    徐一哲很是满意的拍了拍了张宪华的额肩膀：“这就对了！咱们是兄弟，那现在，你哥我，需要你帮忙了！帮不帮？”

    张宪华一下子没反应过来，啊了一声。

    徐一哲继续忽悠道：“张兄啊！这你就不知道了吧！在咱们华夏民族的传统美德了，好兄弟就是要有难同当的！

    听过桃园三结义没有？这其中的关羽啊，那可是义薄云天啊！他为兄弟那是过五关斩六将啊！最后也是名垂青史！”

    张宪华挠了挠头，顿时两眼发亮：“那，我为兄弟过五关斩六将，是不是，也能，也能名垂那个啥？”

    “名垂青史！”徐一哲纠正道。

    “对，就是名垂青史！”

    徐一哲拍了拍张宪华的肩膀，一副语重心长的模样：“傻，好兄弟，咱们一起努力吧！你看，美好的未来在向我们挥手了！”

    “嗯！”傻兄弟极其郑重的点头。

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