所以说，我一直坚持认为，感情和婚姻的事情，是两个人共同来维持的，幸福不是单方面的行为，是双方的。

    但剧本这个东西确实也是存在的，有些人命中注定就是如此，要想改变剧本，说起来容易，但实际上也是千难万难，总要付出比常人艰辛无数倍的努力。

    总之一句话，人生的剧本固然重要，但我们若是提前了解剧本，坚持改变自己，努力成为更好的自己，只有这样才能有机会改写人生。

    闲言少叙，鸡汤时间结束。

    我和马云峰回到家，一五一十的把这一夜的经历讲了出来，马叔一听也是直挠头，说给死人办离婚这个事，他也没经历过。

    我还是头一次见马叔挠头，马云峰也是不住央求，说徐莹她妈已经缠上他了，非要让他给帮忙，不然就没完。

    马叔瞪了他一眼，说你怕个球，你实在不行让过江龙出来，再说你还有一堂人马，区区一个徐莹她妈，能耐你何？

    马云峰嘿嘿一笑，说那不行，徐莹也挺不容易的，咱们能帮就帮帮呗。

    马叔说你就是个大色迷，看见漂亮小姑娘就走不动道。

    我说就是就是，说的那么好听，还不是冲着人家大闺女去的，要不然你能这么上心？

    马云峰说你给我滚犊子，好像你不近女色似的，你见了刘晓文不也迷糊啊，有了新人忘旧人，你还记得你的好妹妹张文文吗？

    我说你这就过分了，谁还没个前女友啊，再说她都上山出家了，我有啥办法？

    我们两个在这互相攻击，马叔想了想，摆摆手说：“行了行了，我想到个办法，你们去问问徐莹她爸的名字，以及双方的生辰八字，去土地庙给他们上个离婚表文试试吧。”

    马云峰睁大眼睛，问：“离婚表文？咱们道家表文里头有这个吗，我咋从来没听说过？”

    马叔说：“我也没听说过，咱们只有结婚的文书，不过嘛，天下文章一大抄，改一改就行了，反正就是走个过场，让她觉得自己离婚了就行。”

    马叔说的一点毛病都没有，但这个写离婚文书的活又落在我的身上了，我也没办法，吭哧了一中午编了个离婚文书出来。

    马云峰拿着离婚文书乐的不行，他已经问到了徐莹她爸的名字和双方的生日，不过时辰是没有的，现在的孩子能记得父母生日就不错了，时辰肯定是不知道。

    

    然后我们就把这些信息填写上去，又买了些纸钱元宝，我去开车接上了刘晓文和徐莹，一起前往土地庙。

    接下来就很简单了，马云峰在土地爷面前把表文念了一遍，和纸钱元宝一起烧了，又带着徐莹磕了几个头，就算完事。

    徐莹有点纳闷，小声问我们，这烧个表文就算离婚了吗？

    马云峰说那当然了，这就等于是奏请上天，昭告天下，三界之内都知道你妈离婚了，比人间的离婚证还好使！

    徐莹这才放了心，然后我们又烧了一份给她妈妈的纸钱，以及一些超度碟文物料，还有房子车子什么的，统统由土地庙转交。

    这个过程，我全都是打辅助，把表演的机会交给马云峰，帮他赢得美人心嘛。

    事情很快就搞定了，徐莹十分感谢我们，请我们吃了一顿丰盛的大餐，吃完饭后时间还早，我们便去参加了一场哈尔滨人民古老而又神秘的仪式----去江边坐着。

    说实话，到现在我也不知道哈尔滨松花江边天天坐着的那些人，都是去干啥的。

    我也去过很多次，每次都莫名其妙的坐着看江水，但是除了发呆，好像也没别的了。

    那天除了看江水，我们还看了落日，四个人聊的还挺开心，不过聊着聊着，刘晓文就捅咕我，说要跟我一起去买冰棍。

    我愣了一下就反应过来了，于是起身跟她一起跑了。

    走出挺远回头一看，马云峰跟人家妹子越贴越近，在那呜呜渣渣的聊的热火朝天。

    哎，我是没有他这个本事，这才见两次面，看那架势都快搂上了！

    这个冰棍一直买了半个多小时，在马云峰他俩嘎嘎聊天的时候，我们俩也在远处的石头栏杆上坐着，看风景，看落日，看被夕阳映红的江水。

    直到太阳落山，我们俩才买了冰棍回去，马云峰他俩也心照不宣，谁也没多问，然后给两个女孩子送回去，我们这一天才算是大功告成。

    说实话处对象也挺累得慌，回家后我就瘫在沙发上，马云峰倒是挺兴奋，还跟我念叨，说照这个进度，再来两次应该就差不多了……

    我知道他安的是什么心，对他说：“你注意点啊，人家徐莹她妈都说了，结婚之前你要是敢碰她闺女，顺着电话线就爬过来找你算账。”

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